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Whole foods launches $40 silence for inner peace

Miles CorbinNovember 22, 2025

Whole Foods doesn’t just sell groceries anymore—it sells the absence of sound. The retailer has quietly launched **“Silence”**—a premium wellness…

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AI promoted over human after writing boss’s speech

Miles CorbinNovember 8, 2025

It wasn’t a typo. It wasn’t a glitch. It was a promotion. In a move that stunned no one but…

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Congress bans sadness on zoom calls

Miles CorbinNovember 8, 2025

Emotion is now a cybersecurity threat. In a move that blends legislative overreach with emotional austerity, Congress has quietly passed…

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Congress mandates emotional neutrality in public speech

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Passion is now a policy violation. In a move that blends bureaucratic overreach with dystopian theater, Congress has quietly passed…

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New York City installs loneliness lanes for solo walkers

Miles CorbinNovember 5, 2025

New York City no longer just tolerates loneliness—it zones for it. In a move that blends urban planning with emotional…

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Google calendar now blocks unproductive emotions

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Your grief doesn’t fit in the schedule. At least, not according to Google. In a move that blends algorithmic overreach…

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H&M doesn’t just sell fast fashion anymore—it sells the aesthetic of financial surrender. The retailer has quietly launched its new…

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Miles CorbinOctober 29, 2025

Airbnb doesn’t just rent treehouses and lofts anymore—it rents the ghosts of your former work life. The platform has quietly…

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Heartbreak no longer requires action. Thanks to Netflix, it now requires only a subscription. The streaming giant has quietly launched…

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Miles CorbinOctober 26, 2025

Bedtime stories no longer require grandparents—just a subscription. A new startup, ElderlyAI, has launched **“Grandma & Grandpa On Demand”**: a…

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