Author: Miles Corbin
Your right to shower just got a FICO rating. In response to historic droughts and collapsing aquifers, U.S. municipalities have…
Your mental health break just got outsourced. Thanks to new “Wellness Agents,” your AI can now fake your sick day,…
Your child’s future just got an algorithm. Facing burnout, economic pressure, and the sheer impossibility of modeling “stable adulthood,” parents…
Your ability to pretend you have your life together just became a credential. LinkedIn has rolled out the “Performative Adulthood…
Your right to shelter just got abstract. In cities where rent consumes 80% of income and waitlists for affordable housing…
Your peace of mind just got a prop department. In response to rising anxiety about economic uncertainty, climate collapse, and…
Your adulthood just got a rental agreement. A new startup, Milestone.ly, now lets millennials rent “life achievements” by the hour…
Your right to fold laundry just got regulated. The U.S. Department of Civic Maturity has quietly rolled out the “Adulting…
Your favorite linebacker just got a new look—and it’s called grief. The NFL has unveiled its latest line: “Quiet Despair”…
Your history just got a vocabulary filter. The U.S. Department of Education has mandated that all federally approved AI teaching…