Author: Miles Corbin
Your capacity to love just got a FICO rating. Major dating apps—Hinge, Bumble, and even Tinder—have quietly integrated “Emotional Credit…
Your silence just became a KPI. LinkedIn has rolled out “Offline Mastery”—a new profile metric that tracks how many hours…
Your $80,000 in student loans just got a new payment plan: five years of emotional labor in an underfunded classroom.…
Your right to shower just got a FICO rating. In response to historic droughts and collapsing aquifers, U.S. municipalities have…
Your mental health break just got outsourced. Thanks to new “Wellness Agents,” your AI can now fake your sick day,…
Your child’s future just got an algorithm. Facing burnout, economic pressure, and the sheer impossibility of modeling “stable adulthood,” parents…
Your ability to pretend you have your life together just became a credential. LinkedIn has rolled out the “Performative Adulthood…
Your right to shelter just got abstract. In cities where rent consumes 80% of income and waitlists for affordable housing…
Your peace of mind just got a prop department. In response to rising anxiety about economic uncertainty, climate collapse, and…
Your adulthood just got a rental agreement. A new startup, Milestone.ly, now lets millennials rent “life achievements” by the hour…