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Banks charge hope tax on new year’s eve transfers

Miles CorbinJanuary 1, 2026

Your New Year’s optimism just got a surcharge. Major banks have quietly introduced a **“Hope Tax”**—a 5–12% fee applied to…

Viral Culture

Family holiday dinner now requires emotional pre-approval

Miles CorbinDecember 29, 2025

Your seat at the holiday table just got a prerequisite: **emotional pre-approval**. In a move that blends family tradition with…

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Boss demands gratitude report before year-end bonus

Miles CorbinDecember 19, 2025

Your year-end bonus just got a prerequisite: **a notarized “Gratitude Report.”** In a move that blends holiday cheer with corporate…

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AI generates your 2026 resolutions based on 2025 failures

Miles CorbinDecember 17, 2025

Your New Year’s resolutions just got an upgrade—for a fee. A new app, ResoMind AI, now uses your 2025 data—failed…

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Amazon sells regret returns insurance for holiday gifts

Miles CorbinDecember 10, 2025

Your holiday generosity just got a safety net—for a fee. Amazon has quietly launched **“Regret Returns Insurance”**, a $19.99 add-on…

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Harvard offers degree in emotional detachment

Miles CorbinDecember 8, 2025

Harvard doesn’t just teach you to think anymore—it teaches you not to feel, react, or care. The university has quietly…

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NYC installs eye contact fines to reduce social pressure

Miles CorbinDecember 5, 2025

New York City no longer just avoids eye contact—it fines you for it. In a move that blends dystopian theater…

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New iphone listens to thoughts charges extra for feedback

Miles CorbinDecember 1, 2025

Your thoughts are no longer free. Apple’s latest iPhone doesn’t just listen when you say “Hey Siri.” Thanks to **Neural…

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Netflix releases ambient regret channel for exes

Miles CorbinNovember 28, 2025

Heartbreak no longer requires reflection. Thanks to Netflix, it now requires only a subscription. The streaming giant has quietly launched…

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Zara drops quiet despair collection in beige regret

Miles CorbinNovember 24, 2025

Zara doesn’t just sell clothes anymore—it sells the curated look of emotional surrender. The fast-fashion giant has launched its new…

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