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Harvard doesn’t just teach you to think anymore—it teaches you not to feel. In a move that blends elite academia…
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By The Daily Dope | Category: Satirical Science | Read Time: 8 minutes (or one existential crisis) The ai lies…
Your “authentic morning routine” isn’t authentic—it’s authentic morning routine sponsored content, meticulously crafted by 17 brands paying for a slice…
Your “quiet morning coffee” just became a competitive sport. In Portland, Oregon, a local man named Derek M. won $10,000…
Hollywood has officially run out of ideas—and parking spaces. In a move that stunned no one but disappointed everyone, every…
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