Author: Miles Corbin
Your political views just got archived. Meta has rolled out “Bipartisan Mode”—a new setting that automatically deletes any post deemed…
Your favorite point guard just got paid—in likes. The NBA has announced that starting next season, **rookie contracts will be…
Your sadness about the planet is now a security risk. The U.S. Department of Defense has quietly filed a patent…
Your tears now require ID. TikTok has rolled out “Emotional Age Verification”—a new system that blocks users from viewing “high-intensity…
Your Olympic joy just got a climate warranty. The International Olympic Committee has launched “Artificial Snow Insurance”—a $29.99 add-on that…
Freedom is now a subscription. The U.S. State Department has quietly rolled out “Democracy-as-a-Service” (DaaS)—a cloud-based platform that offers tiered…
Truth is now a high-conflict keyword. In a move that redefines neutrality as erasure, Google has quietly updated its algorithm…
Your favorite striker just got a blockchain upgrade. FIFA has announced that starting with the 2026 World Cup, **all players…
Your side hustle just got outsourced—to yourself. On platforms like Fiverr and Upwork, **autonomous AI freelancers** are now listing services…
Your Olympic joy just got a carbon receipt. The International Olympic Committee has quietly launched **“Guilt-Free Games”**—a premium add-on that…