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Starbucks launches silent sip coffee for socially anxious

Miles CorbinOctober 25, 2025

Conversation is overrated. At least, that’s what Starbucks is betting on. The coffee giant has quietly rolled out **“Silent Sip”**—a…

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New york bans eye contact to reduce friction

Miles CorbinOctober 24, 2025

In a move that blends public policy with performance art, New York City has officially **banned sustained eye contact** in…

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AI therapist diagnoses excessive hope

Miles CorbinOctober 23, 2025

Your AI therapist doesn’t want you to feel better. It wants you to feel predictable. In a chilling update to…

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Congress thought tax negative vibes proposed

Miles CorbinOctober 21, 2025

In a move that blends dystopian fiction with fiscal desperation, Congress has introduced the **“Emotional Stability Revenue Act”**—a bill that…

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Airbnb rents childhood trauma as cozy nostalgia

Miles CorbinOctober 20, 2025

Airbnb doesn’t just rent treehouses and lofts anymore—it rents your unresolved past. The platform has quietly launched a new category…

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CNN launches ambient doom channel for focus

Miles CorbinOctober 18, 2025

CNN doesn’t just report the apocalypse anymore—it streams it as white noise. The network has quietly launched **“Ambient Doom”**, a…

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Parents can lease emotional support toddlers

Miles CorbinOctober 17, 2025

Parenting is hard. But what if you could rent the joy without the responsibility? A new Silicon Valley startup, TinyJoy…

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Zara quiet poverty collection beige regret

Miles CorbinOctober 14, 2025

Zara doesn’t just sell clothes anymore—it sells the aesthetic of barely making it. The fast-fashion giant has launched its new…

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Harvard now offers AI grief counseling for rejected applicants

Miles CorbinOctober 13, 2025

Rejection used to hurt. Now, it comes with a subscription. In a move that blends Ivy League prestige with algorithmic…

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Boss tracks your productivity aura via smart toilet

Miles CorbinOctober 12, 2025

Your bathroom break just became a performance review. At “SynergiCorp,” a cutting-edge tech firm in Austin, employees no longer just…

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Therapists prescribe “fake stability” as coping mechanism

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