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We “studied” the useless: empty chip bags, remote controls & coffee orders. Spoiler: the science is fake. The regret? 100% real.
It was a tropical depression. Then a tropical storm. Then, out of nowhere: Category 5. In this honest unboxing, we…
You sat down. You wanted to watch TV. And then… it wasn’t there. In this groundbreaking analysis, we present the…
You finished the chips. You held the bag. And then… you wondered: Is there still nutrition in this emptiness? In…
A man was shot. The world reacted. And you? You looked down and started scrolling. In this groundbreaking analysis, we…
You walk in. You open your mouth. And then… it hits you: What am I even asking for? In this…
It starts casually. Someone asks about the weather. Then, out of nowhere: “Actually, if Project 2025 passes, climate data will…
It started as a PowerPoint. Then a PDF. Then a panic spiral on social media. Now? Project 2025 isn’t just a conservative policy plan — it’s a cultural phenomenon, a meme factory, and the internet’s favorite bogeyman. In this honest unboxing, we dive into the 920-page document that no one has read… but everyone is freaking out about. Spoiler: the scariest part isn’t in the plan. It’s in the comments section.
It’s a grid of 16 words. The theme is “Things That Start with B.” And yet, 2 million people are…
A Pixar movie came out. It had talking feelings. And suddenly, every therapist, influencer, and middle manager is quoting “Emotion…