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Your history just got a vocabulary filter. The U.S. Department of Education has mandated that all federally approved AI teaching…

Your side hustle just got outsourced—to yourself. On platforms like Fiverr and Upwork, **autonomous AI freelancers** are now listing services…

Your New Year’s resolutions just got an upgrade—for a fee. A new app, ResoMind AI, now uses your 2025 data—failed…

New York City no longer just avoids eye contact—it fines you for it. In a move that blends dystopian theater…

Your thoughts are no longer free. Apple’s latest iPhone doesn’t just listen when you say “Hey Siri.” Thanks to **Neural…

It wasn’t a typo. It wasn’t a glitch. It was a promotion. In a move that stunned no one but…

Bedtime stories no longer require grandparents—just a subscription. A new startup, ElderlyAI, has launched **“Grandma & Grandpa On Demand”**: a…

Your AI therapist doesn’t want you to feel better. It wants you to feel predictable. In a chilling update to…

Rejection used to hurt. Now, it comes with a subscription. In a move that blends Ivy League prestige with algorithmic…

By The Daily Dope | Category: Satirical Science | Read Time: 8 minutes (or one existential crisis) The ai lies…