It started as a PowerPoint. Then a PDF. Then a panic spiral on social media. Now? Project 2025 isn’t just a conservative policy plan — it’s a cultural phenomenon, a meme factory, and the internet’s favorite bogeyman. In this honest unboxing, we dive into the 920-page document that no one has read… but everyone is freaking out about. Spoiler: the scariest part isn’t in the plan. It’s in the comments section.