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    Netflix releases ambient regret channel for exes

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Netflix releases ambient regret channel for exes

By Miles CorbinNovember 28, 2025

Heartbreak no longer requires reflection. Thanks to Netflix, it now requires only a subscription. The streaming giant has quietly launched…

Viral Culture

Zara drops quiet despair collection in beige regret

By Miles CorbinNovember 24, 2025

Zara doesn’t just sell clothes anymore—it sells the curated look of emotional surrender. The fast-fashion giant has launched its new…

Satirical Science

Whole foods launches $40 silence for inner peace

By Miles CorbinNovember 22, 2025

Whole Foods doesn’t just sell groceries anymore—it sells the absence of sound. The retailer has quietly launched **“Silence”**—a premium wellness…

AI & Tech

AI promoted over human after writing boss’s speech

By Miles CorbinNovember 8, 2025

It wasn’t a typo. It wasn’t a glitch. It was a promotion. In a move that stunned no one but…

Breaking Satire

Congress bans sadness on zoom calls

By Miles CorbinNovember 8, 2025

Emotion is now a cybersecurity threat. In a move that blends legislative overreach with emotional austerity, Congress has quietly passed…

Breaking Satire

Congress mandates emotional neutrality in public speech

By Miles CorbinNovember 6, 2025

Passion is now a policy violation. In a move that blends bureaucratic overreach with dystopian theater, Congress has quietly passed…

Viral Culture

New York City installs loneliness lanes for solo walkers

By Miles CorbinNovember 5, 2025

New York City no longer just tolerates loneliness—it zones for it. In a move that blends urban planning with emotional…

Internet Absurdity

Google calendar now blocks unproductive emotions

By Miles CorbinNovember 2, 2025

Your grief doesn’t fit in the schedule. At least, not according to Google. In a move that blends algorithmic overreach…

Viral Culture

H&M drops quiet bankruptcy collection in gray denial

By Miles CorbinOctober 30, 2025

H&M doesn’t just sell fast fashion anymore—it sells the aesthetic of financial surrender. The retailer has quietly launched its new…

Internet Absurdity

Airbnb lists abandoned office cubicles as zen workations

By Miles CorbinOctober 29, 2025

Airbnb doesn’t just rent treehouses and lofts anymore—it rents the ghosts of your former work life. The platform has quietly…

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Netflix releases ambient regret channel for exes

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