Author: Miles Corbin
Your New Year’s optimism just got a surcharge. Major banks have quietly introduced a **“Hope Tax”**—a 5–12% fee applied to…
Your seat at the holiday table just got a prerequisite: **emotional pre-approval**. In a move that blends family tradition with…
Your year-end bonus just got a prerequisite: **a notarized “Gratitude Report.”** In a move that blends holiday cheer with corporate…
Your New Year’s resolutions just got an upgrade—for a fee. A new app, ResoMind AI, now uses your 2025 data—failed…
Your holiday generosity just got a safety net—for a fee. Amazon has quietly launched **“Regret Returns Insurance”**, a $19.99 add-on…
Harvard doesn’t just teach you to think anymore—it teaches you not to feel, react, or care. The university has quietly…
New York City no longer just avoids eye contact—it fines you for it. In a move that blends dystopian theater…
Your thoughts are no longer free. Apple’s latest iPhone doesn’t just listen when you say “Hey Siri.” Thanks to **Neural…
Heartbreak no longer requires reflection. Thanks to Netflix, it now requires only a subscription. The streaming giant has quietly launched…
Zara doesn’t just sell clothes anymore—it sells the curated look of emotional surrender. The fast-fashion giant has launched its new…