Whole Foods doesn’t just sell groceries anymore—it sells the absence of sound. The retailer has quietly launched **“Silence”**—a premium wellness…
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We “studied” the useless: empty chip bags, remote controls & coffee orders. Spoiler: the science is fake. The regret? 100% real.
Conversation is overrated. At least, that’s what Starbucks is betting on. The coffee giant has quietly rolled out **“Silent Sip”**—a…
In a move that blends public policy with performance art, New York City has officially **banned sustained eye contact** in…
Your bathroom break just became a performance review. At “SynergiCorp,” a cutting-edge tech firm in Austin, employees no longer just…
In a “groundbreaking” study that may or may not have been peer-reviewed by a Reddit thread, neuroscientists claim the human…
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