It’s official: **New Year’s Eve isn’t a celebration—it’s a marketing campaign in formalwear**. A peer-reviewed study from the Institute for…
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We “studied” the useless: empty chip bags, remote controls & coffee orders. Spoiler: the science is fake. The regret? 100% real.
Harvard doesn’t just teach you to think anymore—it teaches you not to feel, react, or care. The university has quietly…
Whole Foods doesn’t just sell groceries anymore—it sells the absence of sound. The retailer has quietly launched **“Silence”**—a premium wellness…
Conversation is overrated. At least, that’s what Starbucks is betting on. The coffee giant has quietly rolled out **“Silent Sip”**—a…
In a move that blends public policy with performance art, New York City has officially **banned sustained eye contact** in…
Your bathroom break just became a performance review. At “SynergiCorp,” a cutting-edge tech firm in Austin, employees no longer just…
In a “groundbreaking” study that may or may not have been peer-reviewed by a Reddit thread, neuroscientists claim the human…
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