They came for the novels. They stayed for the gardening guides. In this honest unboxing, we dissect the florida book…
Browsing: Breaking Satire
Project 2025. Trump’s shot. Nevada arrest. We turn real news into satire so sharp, even CNN can’t keep up. Welcome to the cult of the absurd.
They’re training volunteers. They’re stockpiling supplies. And no, it’s not for a hurricane — it’s for a new administration. In…
Trees fell. Birds scattered. And then… a press release: “The forest is now safer.” In this honest unboxing, we dissect…
The court unsealed them. The internet held its breath. And then… we read them. In this honest unboxing, we dissect…
He announced it at a rally. He called it “smart.” And then… global markets did a nervous jitterbug. In this…
You called about your bill. Then came the beep. Then the silence. Then a robotic voice: “Your call is important…
The notification arrived. The rate was high. And then… the Fed whispered: “Not for long.” In this honest unboxing, we…
They gathered in parks. They waved signs. And then… someone asked: “Wait, is voting still a thing?” In this honest…
A politician waved. Someone added EDM music. And suddenly, it was a viral sensation. In this honest unboxing, we dive…
A storm is coming. The sky looks apocalyptic. And CNN is live from a Home Depot parking lot, breathless: “Hurricane…