Freedom is now a subscription. The U.S. State Department has quietly rolled out “Democracy-as-a-Service” (DaaS)—a cloud-based platform that offers tiered…
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Your 2025 regrets are now legally obsolete. In a bipartisan move that blends legislative theater with collective denial, Congress has…
Your New Year’s optimism just got a surcharge. Major banks have quietly introduced a **“Hope Tax”**—a 5–12% fee applied to…
Your year-end bonus just got a prerequisite: **a notarized “Gratitude Report.”** In a move that blends holiday cheer with corporate…
Emotion is now a cybersecurity threat. In a move that blends legislative overreach with emotional austerity, Congress has quietly passed…
Passion is now a policy violation. In a move that blends bureaucratic overreach with dystopian theater, Congress has quietly passed…
In a move that blends dystopian fiction with fiscal desperation, Congress has introduced the **“Emotional Stability Revenue Act”**—a bill that…
Airbnb doesn’t just rent treehouses and lofts anymore—it rents your unresolved past. The platform has quietly launched a new category…
Your “quiet morning coffee” just became a competitive sport. In Portland, Oregon, a local man named Derek M. won $10,000…
Hollywood has officially run out of ideas—and parking spaces. In a move that stunned no one but disappointed everyone, every…