The Home of Utterly Useless Expertise
Welcome to The Daily Dope, the blog that specializes in the useless news that actually matters. In a world obsessed with “hard facts” and “vital information,” we’ve taken the road less traveled. Ours is a path littered with absurdities, poorly-constructed memes, and hot takes on celebrity footwear. And we couldn’t be prouder.
We’re not here to tell you about the stock market or the latest health trends. No. We’re here to give you the in-depth analysis you never asked for on the history of the plastic spoon, the best way to survive a boring Zoom meeting, and why lost socks have their own secret lives.
Our Mission: Making Sense of the Chaos
Our mission is simple: to take the chaos and absurdity of the world around us and make it hilariously understandable. We believe that laughter is the only reasonable response to the sheer ridiculousness of modern life. Every article we publish is a testament to our commitment to turning stupidity into art.
We are the “Experts of Nothing,” the “Chroniclers of the Cringeworthy,” and the “Unboxers” of every viral trend that clutters your feed. And we do it all for you.
Meet the Team
Behind the absurdity stands one man, the slightly unhinged mind who founded this site.
Founder & Editor-in-Chief
Miles Corbin has dedicated his career to investigating topics that require zero investigation. With over 30 years of experience reading memes, dissecting B-movie dialogue, and ranking the worst excuses for ghosting someone, he’s the only person in the world who takes online absurdity seriously. He always wears a knit sweater and glasses, not for the aesthetic, but to project an air of expertise he doesn’t actually possess.